At 37 years of age 30 years just doesn’t seem all that long.

All these gossip rags on the internet that are talking about some sort of media black out because they wouldn’t snap pics of Paris Hilton’s panties are so full of it!

She doesn’t need the photographers and especially not the ones from Europe. It’s not like we haven’t already seen her panties anyway!?

So what in the heck are they talking about about?

Supposedly Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are not friends? That’s such a crock and you guys know it! Of course they’re friends!

I thought it would be a lot of fun to do the top 13 hits on Google for the keyword search for “Jessica Biel” for this weeks Thursday Thirteen.

I just love Jessica Biel, don’t you? She’s gorgeous and Justine Timberlake is one lucky guy.

I used to secretly hope deep down that Justin and Britney would get back together but not that he’s with Jessica I’m hoping these two get married.

1. IMDB: Jessica Biel

2. WIKIPEDIA: Jessica Biel

3. PATHCONNECT: Jessica Biel

4. Jessica Biel Central

5. www.jessica-biel.at

6. ASK MEN: Jessica Biel

7. STAR PULSE: Jessica Biel

8. Superior Pics: Jessica Biel

9. www.bielfan.com

10. Yahoo! Movies: Jessica Biel

11. AskMEN: Jessica Biel

12. Hollywood Tuna: Jessica Biel

13. Celebrity Wonder: Jessica Biel

There were two Jessica Biel sites that would not load to save my life. So for #12 and #13 of this weeks Celebrity Thursday Thirteen I had to go with #14 and #15 on my Google Search for Jessica.

Can you believe that Madonna is about to turn 50? I hear she’s planning on having a huge celebration blowout for her birthday in New York City.

I Love Madonna. She looks great! You can tell she works out. She’s buff and it seems she’s got a huge heart to boot.

Her newest little sweetheart is a little cutie too!

I don’t believe that Madonna is done with her career. Why stop? That would be like trying to fix something that isn’t broke.

I also think that if the right movie role came along she could do real well. Who knows, maybe she’ll even do Broadway.

I’ve been watching Madonna since she came out with Like A Virgin and will continue to look out for her through my forties.

YOU GO GIRL!!!

She is just beautiful.

She’s got a great voice to boot too!

Spencer asks Heidi to marry him! Is he crazy? What was Heidi thinking telling him yes? I don’t think they’re going to be engaged for long. Spencer will screw up and Heidi will catch him in the act (hopefully) one of these times.

What was Audrina thinking getting back w/her ex boyfriend who ditched her in Vegas? Does she want to wear that sign that says she can be taken advantage of?

Whitney is Lauren’s boss now. Will she be able to handle this new roll? Will Lauren be able to do her job with all the drama she has going on in her life? It seems like she creates the drama. She doesn’t even know for sure that Heidi started the rumor about her and Jason making a sex tape that was leaked to the internet.

When is Lauren going to get a life? She’s coming across as this needy little girl who’s friends aren’t allowed to have boyfriends if she doesn’t have one.

So glad The Hills on MTV is back! I’m glad it was an hour long tonight too. BTW, is this story line even real?

I had absolutely NO idea that Angelina Jolie was bisexual. I heard it on the radio while I was taking my daughter to cheer practice this morning. The celebrity head liner went on to talk about how she hasn’t felt the need to act on her bisexuality because she has been so satisfied sexually with Brad Pitt. Who knew?

Hat Tip!

I have always liked Alanis but now I think I LOVE her!

Here’s Why:

Alanis totally makes fun of this song and if you really think about it, she really does have a point:

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I’m hearing rumors that she’s going to be the new anchor on The View. Does anybody know if this is true or not?

I haven’t had time to check it out since avoiding that show. They really did our country a disservice having Rosie O’Donnell on that show stirring the pot.

I don’t know what to think about how Whoopi will do. I liked her in The Color Purple, I like that show she produces on the women’s network Strong Medicine.

Other than that I have no idea what to think of her role on the morning show. Hopefully she won’t be the ass that Rosie was!?