Hat Tip: Gossip Chic

Come on Britney, child proof your home and make the pool area safe for your kids.

Show up to your appointments on time and stick with the random drug and alcohol testing. Somebody that doesn’t have a problem with drugs or alcohol wouldn’t try to get out of the random testing.

If Kevin can stay out of the lime light why can’t you? You know the paparazzi is going to follow you everywhere you go, so try to make other arrangements.

Why are you driving yourself to your appointments? Hire a driver from a credible agency that won’t take advantage of who you are.

Go back to your roots and HUMBLE yourself because popular to what you might think the judge doesn’t care about how much money you have OR your status in society because what’s best for the kids will out-rule your ways every single time!

It might not be a bad idea to get back to church.

Why would a “fan” do that to a celebrity? Tim and Faith are happily married! Even if they weren’t married it’s disrespectful.

I can’t wait to find out when she has her baby. I just love Elisabeth Hasselbeck and think it’s horrible that her co-hosts on The View will not let her get a word in when she has something to say.

It’s not like it isn’t clear that she’s going to say something or that she’s started to say something. Her co-hosts talk right over her as if she weren’t sitting at the table at all.

It’s almost as if Elisabeth irritates them and they aren’t really looking forward to hearing what she has to say. You can see it written all over their faces. Especially Joy Behar and Barbara Walters.

Did you know that Elisabeth has an online diary?

I like it when celebrities have their own blogs and online projects. Especially the Myspace and Facebook variety because it makes you feel like you are just a few clicks away from actually having a conversation with them.

Elisabeth’s profile on The View site says:

What would fans be surprised to know about you?

That I’m super messy! I’m clean, but super messy. I wish I were [organized] and I try to be. I bet people think I’m, like, super anal and organized—type A. I’m not. At heart, I’m just an artist and definitely have an artist’s brain when sorting things. I wish I had a more logistical approach to filing.

[Tim] says, “Why would you leave [your stuff] on the floor in a big pile?” We’re so different. This is why I don’t advocate living together before marriage because if he had lived with me, he would have never married me. Never! He would have run far, far away!

I thought that was pretty funny and can relate to her on that. My husband is type A big time and everything has to be in its proper place. I suppose everything does have a place but I’m always with the attitude that I’ll get to it when I get to it.