The hottest October celebrity topics are as follows:

• Paris Hilton’s Seventeen Cover
• Jennifer Lopez has to be pregnant
• Well I’ll be a fly on horse poop
• Britney’s Album Blackout
• I love Brooke Shields
• Renee Zellweger understands Britney’s paparazzi problem
• Dog the bounty Hunter

She’s been around my entire life and she’s just so beautiful. She seems so good-hearted and down to earth too.

I just found out that her and Katie Holmes had their babies on the same day and at the same hospital. How cool is that!?

Maybe Brooke and Katie can befriend Britney and get her going on the right track again!? They could all have play dates or something.

Incidentally, the name “Brooke” was one of the names that I had considered naming my first born. I wound up going with “Lauren” instead.