The Baby Girl’s name is Harlow Winter Kate Madden. I Love It! Harlow is a beautiful name and I don’t know anybody that has that name. Do you?

Like I said, I’m glad Britney gets to keep her kids but I sure hope she realizes what’s important.

All this random substance testing they are going to make her do seems fair to me. Especially if she is in the habit of partaking when she is supposed to be caring for her kids.

I would hope that Paris, Nicole, and Britney realize that there is a time and a place to party and that doing so all the time and whenever just doesn’t work.

It doesn’t set a very good example.

As for Mr. K-fed I hope that they are going to randomly test him too because don’t birds of a feather flock together?

I don’t think I could do joint custody, could you?

I had no idea that Brody Jenner used to date Nicole Richie. California is so much smaller than the rest of the world I guess. I can’t picture Spencer Pratt’s best friend settling down in a monogamous relationship at all. Can you? I mean, look at the t-shirt he’s wearing. Come on, Bro’s Before Ho’s?

I read another gossip rag this morning where the author talked about how Nicole Richie’s baby bump has grown SO MUCH in just a matter of days.

Come on now people! She’s pregnant. The baby is supposed to grow inside of her.

Besides… I think she looks cute sporting her baby bump. The only reason I don’t have a photo of her is because I couldn’t find a decent shot of her w/her baby bump.

Snap to it you paparazzi photographers!

I think people should just leave Lindsay, Britney, Paris, and Nicole alone. It’s so sad when you’re working out at the gym and late breaking news comes on that is all about how Lindsay was pulled over for a DUI and possession of cocaine. That’s NOT late breaking news you guys. Just leave these poor girls alone already!

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie

It was a big weekend for celebrity baby bumps because I found out via e that Nicole Richie is pregnant too! I guess those baby bump rumors were true. However, I don’t really think she looks pregnant via the pregnancy rumors. I don’t expect her to start really showing off her baby bump for quite some time. I’m thinking that she and Christina Aguilera must have shared the same bottled water, don’t you?

I’ve been reading all over the internet about how Paris Hilton gave Barbara Walters a call from prison. Now why would Paris waste her time talking to Barbara? If it has been me needing to use the phone to call somebody I would have called my best friend. In her case that would be Nicole Ritchie, right?

I realize Paris looks pretty upset and pathetic in this photograph but if you look closely, she really is a very beautiful girl without makeup on. She doesn’t really need all that makeup.

When I first heard that she was released for some sort of medical reason I’m not gonna lie, I thought it was because of herpes too. But, I don’t think that’s what the medical reason was for. Herpes is such a manageable skin condition that I would think her release would have more to do with emotional matters such as depression.

I think the lesson learned here is that it’s ok to go out and have a good time and party. But, it’s not ok to drink and drive. With all of her billions in the bank there must be someone she could hire to drive her. I realize that good help is hard to come by when they are stabbing you in the back like the ones that work for Lindsay Lohan - but you would think that there would be somebody out there that would be more than happy to drive Paris around town to the best hot spots, right?

So Paris goes to jail, she gets released and confined to her house, then she goes back to jail again. I don’t think anybody is above the law but I do think somebody needs to tell Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson to mind their own business and pick on somebody their own color. So sick of them crying race, black this, white that, and that’s not fair. They sound like my 18 month old on a good day!?

I think Paris needs to just do the time and stop crying. I can understand why she is depressed. When you are a good person not really believing that you are sitting in a cell unable to leave when you want to - that’s when it hits you the hardest. This will definitely be a learning experience for her I am sure!!

She’ll bounce right back fast, there is no question!

I don’t know why they aren’t taking advantage of the fact that Paris will be in jail to serve time for her stupidity. Maybe her best friend Nicole Ritchie can go with her and that can be a brand new Simple Life episode.