I’ll be a fly on horse’s poop

I had no idea that Paris Hilton did that for Britney Spears. I guess I’m just a little confused about their friendship in the first place. It’s almost as if their outings of previous months were staged just to beef up the attention of the paparazzi.

The reason I think that is because all of a sudden you hardly ever see them together. Although I have to wonder if Paris is afraid that she might be accused of aiding Britney in her destructive behavior while she seeks to get her boys back.

They both probably have to be careful how they spend their time IF they can even be seen with each other with the record that they both have now. It’s probably just best if they keep their distance and stick to writing love notes back and forth.. ya know?

Can somebody please tell me if there is any truth to Britney being bisexual? If that’s the case she might want to try hookin’ up with Tila who’s looking for a shot at love.