Michael Jackson is 50 years old too.

I didn’t know that.

I really wish he would have left himself alone.

He’d be looking HOT HOT HOT had he left himself alone.

I can’t believe he’s 50 either.

That has to mean I’m getting old.

I’ve been listening to them both since I was in high school.

I tried out for the high school drill team to Madonna’s Lucky Star.

I wonder how long she will keep going?

We used to get goose bumps watching Michael dance across the stage with his famous moon walk.

It all went down hill once he caught his hair on fire filming a coke commercial.

Or was that a Pepsi commercial?

Perhaps he should have stuck with Coke!