I’ve been watching what’s going on with Britney on television and I have some advice for her. I think that these are tops that could help the pop tart.

1. Dress like a hip Mom and not a Hippie

2. Keep your mouth shut in court and be tolerant of the judge

3. Girl, you’ve got to wear under garments

4. Keep your family close, especially your Mom

5. Try and get along with K Fed, you might even wind up as friends

6. Put your kiddos first ALWAYS

7. It’s ok to go out and get some “me time”, use a driver for those times

8. Stay away from hard core drugs meaning anything that is illegal

9. No matter what, don’t drink and drive

10. Dance, Dance, Dance, and keep practicing! No more lip imitations